I couldn’t sleep so, at three o’clock in the morning, I turned on my radio and heard this commercial: “Receive compensation for lung cancer! Call now! Attorneys are standing by…” What! Attorneys are standing by? At three o’clock in the morning! I’ll call, just to talk to one…

By DREW VENTURA

Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.

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