Philip the Cat

 

Little ginger is no nibbler
he took a chunk right off my ear
Have some liver, that’s my dinner
you’ve got me living life in fear

Hey, orange cat, with the enormous appetite
Eat up all of the bugs you can find
And all the grass that the lawnmower misses
On the lawn you’re the prince of the wild

Philip the cat

Oh, gold lion, so divine like
you’re saving me a bundle of money on food
My striped tiger, highest climber
your food is what the problem is, what should I do?

You’re on a special diet for health reasons
it’s pretty expensive, you should know
You want to go out, right now, I see
and get some exercise. Let’s go

Philip the cat, with food

I’m a biker, my plump rider
And I know the place to start a journey
But while flying up the highway
someone might mistake you for a turkey

Yes, this is a good time of the day
Everytime we go out, that’s what you say
How sweet the lawns smell, after they’ve been cut
and there are lots of birds out here, and bugs

Philip the cat, with food, says Yum!

 

 

By DREW VENTURA

Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.

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